I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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