Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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