like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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