I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
NoShamevember. You game?
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
It's rum buckets o'clock
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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