I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
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Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
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Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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