last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
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The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
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I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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