Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
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i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
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he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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