she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
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walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
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Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
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