that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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