We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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