I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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