woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
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