So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
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you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
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She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
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