haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
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I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
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dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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