You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
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okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
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Gay?
German.
Pity.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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