This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
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