Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
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you dipped you banana in queso last night.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
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The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
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