By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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