problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
