you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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