what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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