you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Randomize
