he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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