You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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