Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
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if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
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I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
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