with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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