i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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