I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
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