It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
bring money and cleavage
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
Randomize
