You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
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how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
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I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
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