i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
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