and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
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all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
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I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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