did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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