At least make sure they are 18
Why
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
