That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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