He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
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Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
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Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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