Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
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