Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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