wat bout pragnant strippers??
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
You ate ashes out of my bong
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
Randomize
