i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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