i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
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I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
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Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
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