Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
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he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
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Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
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