she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
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IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
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I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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