I hate all girls vehemently.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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