yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
It's Friday. Sex?
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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