I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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