I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
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any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
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He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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