On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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