Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
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