actually, I'm a sock model
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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