is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
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You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
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I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
i believe in u and ur pee
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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