Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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