Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
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He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
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Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
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