He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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