Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
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There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
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Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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