Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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