We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
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I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
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just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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