i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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